5 SECRETS TO A MAN'S ROMANTIC HAPPINESS
It's important to find a woman who can cook and look after kids well.
Girl: “I can’t be your valentine for medical reasons.”
IMPORTANT DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
"Through all the things that came to pass, Our love has grown. . . but so has your ass."
"Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time."
"Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn't get a date."
A successful marriage is based on give and take. The husband gives money and gifts. The wife takes it. The wife gives advices and lectures, and the husband takes it..!!
"What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a Valenshine! "
"What do you call a very small valentine?
"Why do girls live longer than boys?
Scientific studies have proved that shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does."
"Our love will never become cold and hollow, unless one day, you refuse to swallow."
"You are a woman of style, you are a woman of class, especially when I'm spanking your big-round-fat ass."